High school art class. I here a boy swearing and I walk by, clearing my throat.
Boy #1: Dang, it’s like you’re always sneaking up behind me and catching me swearing.
Me: I have a feeling I catch you only one-tenth of the time that you swear.
Boy #2: Yeah, you should stop using all those – what’s that word? What’s that word we learned today in English? (Nudges girl next to him) Oh yeah. You should stop using all those extremities.
Me (laughing): I think you mean expletives.