I just learned about a documentary-style show on TruTV called “The Principal’s Office”. Unfortunately, I do not get this channel. But I really am enjoying the clips on the Web site. The most amusing moments seem to involve student excuses.
I am thus inspired to catalog the student excuses I have personally received, starting with a couple I heard just this week:
“You only gave me one warning.”
“What? ‘Faggot’ is a bundle of sticks.”